Simon Conti
Simon Conti 47 has had a chequered history from running a café (can’t cook), studying wildlife illustration and graphic design (can’t draw), driving rally cars in a semi-works capacity (can't obey team orders) to being an advertising creative working in the UK, Asia and the USA (can’t remember!).
Most say he has never done a decent days work in his life (and he agrees). Simon gets very confused by the world and hides behind being ‘creative’ so he doesn't have to bother to try and understand it.
Still freelancing in advertising as well as developing television programmes and an internet company for new musicians, Simon still feels that anything is better than doing real work....................... even walking for 85 miles!
